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May Contain Chardonnay T-Shirt

Dark Heather / S
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May Contain Chardonnay T-Shirt

Sizing Guide

QUICK SIZE GUIDE BY WEIGHT

S โ€” 110โ€“145 lbs
M โ€” 145โ€“175 lbs
L โ€” 175โ€“205 lbs
XL โ€” 205โ€“235 lbs
2XL โ€” 235โ€“275 lbs
3XL โ€” 275โ€“315 lbs
4XL โ€” 315โ€“350+ lbs

GILDAN 64000 T-SHIRTS:
Soft, comfortable unisex fit. Choose your normal size for a classic fit. If you're between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, we recommend sizing up.

Color: Dark Heather
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Premium Everyday Comfort

Soft Cotton-Blend Fabric โ€“ Heather colors feature a comfortable 65% polyester / 35% ring-spun cotton blend, while Sport Grey offers a 90% cotton / 10% polyester blend for a soft, durable feel.

Lightweight & Breathable โ€“ Soft 4.5 oz fabric keeps you cool and comfortable all day long.

Vintage Distressed Graphics โ€“ Retro-inspired designs with a worn-in, distressed look for that classic, lived-in vintage style.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit โ€“ Relaxed, comfortable silhouette designed to fit most body types with ease.

Care Instructions

Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or air dry.

No dry cleaning. Avoid ironing the design - use low heat if needed.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Built to Outlast Your Next Bad Decision.

Not another novelty shirt you wear once and forget. This is the shirt you grab for happy hour, a night out, or a Tuesday that already feels like Friday. Comfortable, great-fitting, and just inappropriate enough to make someone laugh.

Printed on premium Gildan Softstyle 64000 using professional DTG printing and eco-friendly water-based inks that soak into the fabric instead of sitting on top. That means no peeling, no cracking, and no sad, faded punchlines after a few washes.

Because your shirts should last longer than your hangovers.

A Real Person Made This. Cheers. ๐Ÿธ

I'm Jared, the owner of Tipsy Apparel, a certified foodie, and someone who genuinely loves great food, good drinks, and a little inappropriate humor.

I started Tipsy Apparel because I believe life's too short for boring shirts, bad cocktails, or taking yourself too seriously. Every design is inspired by my love of eating, drinking, and finding the humor in everyday life.

We're a small business, not some giant corporation, and every order means something to me.

And if your shirt isn't quite right? Our 30-Day Happiness Guarantee has you covered. Real person, real service, and hopefully a few good laughs along the way.

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FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA โ€” our print partners are in Florida and Texas.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet โ€” right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item โ€” you'll find the full details on each product page.